Super smokers

Super smokers

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Smoke must not carrying you

Can be traced back to the story about my smoking on high school senior. During that time at home to prepare for exams, just because it is bored, he boldly drawn on a. Who knows happens to be the father came home early hit. Dad furious: “Your kid dare carrying I smoke, I beat him to death you!” It was really I was scared, because I’ve never seen Dad so angry, quickly your head for mercy: “You do not hit me, I assure you, from now on, I smoke must not carrying you! ”

Not for you only smoke

I wife usually say temper mettle if on Shili pick a good, can be a stick of tobacco-related issues, the same can become “venomous” plus. I remember On one occasion, I was promoted to deputy director of the thing being alone in the depth of the troubles, natural smoke a followed by a draw. Wife to go home to see the layers of butts in the ashtray, and does not even ask the reasons, mouth verbal abuse curse me: “Do you not find better than this method of suicide?”

Of course, this irrational I wife is a special case, and on weekdays I wife can still maintain the basic reason and due womanhood. General will be dealt with gently, like she always lovingly and feelingly said to me: Honey, quit smoking, even for me! However, each time the effect is difficult to make her satisfied, because whenever this time, I will silently in the heart retorted: Why, I’m not for you only smoke.

The tube he thirty-seven twenty, and when they point and when they suck

In any case, since they have children, I will try to take advantage of the time to go out and had enough up the habit of smoking. Once in the cell door, I pick a friend to our house, I thought, just take the opportunity to point a. Smoke and fire so he took out his cigarette, while still with the the Chukouchengzhang to relieve boredom: “cigarette lighter, but over three no cigarette lighter.” But, by chance, the day the wind King, I was standing outlet three matches across, smoke or no points. But how can I let go, own and gave their own to find a “step”: “Cigarette Lighter than seven, over seven can not wait!” But, drew four matches, smoke still did not point. It does not matter, I quietly consoled himself: “tube he thirty-seven twenty, and when they point and when they suck.”

There is also selling dog food.

In addition to natural disasters, others ridicule and sarcasm makes me feel more smoke things difficult. Remember to accompany the wife to a shopping mall in the implementation of the anniversary sweep goods. Really bored, so by the toilet, hiding in a corner point on a cigarette. Who knows just pumping on one, a “convenient” salesperson back so rightly said to me: “Mr. Please note that we prohibit smoking here.” I thought to myself, This is not nosy, so snappily child places retorted: buy cigarettes but you just listen to the assistant gently said a suddenly makes me speechless: “So what, we here also selling dog food!”

Allow smoking guests

Nevertheless, I still firmly believe that: all crows can not be black. Do not believe me? I encountered good time because smoking neighbors go to home. That day, in order to avoid the son, I went to the corridor to go smoke. A usually meet just nodded neighbor saw me, smiles at me and said: “deepest winter, how to smoke outside, ah, certainly by her son-in-law in time out.” I laughed it off. Who knows, his “insatiable”, as she tugged me aside and said: “Do not talk to a woman general knowledge. Walk to my house to take away.” I have some wondering: “Do not you love no objection?” “Of course, oppose, but unlike Your daughter-in-law is so extreme, at least she also allows guests I smoke! ”

So, when I realized …